Why Daddy Goes to Work

Trelise is and always has been a Daddy's girl. Every morning when he leaves for work she's gets upset that he is going. Yesterday she asked "Why do you have to go to work?" to which he replied "I need to go to work to earn money" she said "why?" and in a simplistic reply he said "to earn money for me, for mummy and for you and your sisters" Not content to leave it at that she continued the conversation with "and for Chiquita and Carlos" and then "for Macca and Mummy's cat" Wayne of course said yes and went to work.

A few hours later Trelise turned to me and said "Daddy needs to go to work to earn money for your cat" I'm thinking that could be good for me - he's an old cat and I'm the only beneficiary of his will!