Toilet paper is a limited resource in our house

Our toilet paper bill is massive

Other people complain about the cost of heating their home or running a car but in our house it's the humble roll of toilet paper.

Just yesterday 6 rolls were consumed. 6 whole rolls!

Why the obsession with unrolling loo paper? It never seems fair that I get to use a badly re-rolled roll on many occasions - it's not like I do it!

If I'm lucky it's only unrolled! How many rolls can fit down a toilet. So far the record is 5!

Our toilet looks like a raccoon has been trapped in it with shredded pieces flying everywhere.

Worst of all I have no idea who the culprit is!